How do I know if I'm a God?

Ive been thinking a lot lately and have decided that I don't want to do a human profession when I'm older. How does one become a God? I realize it usually hereditary and none of my parents are Gods but I think there might be a link to that Jesus fella somewhere down the line. Ive heard about a school for Gods... called Sky High, do you think if I can proove my hereditary link to Jesus ill get a bursary or some sh#t. Please get back to me... need to organise this soon because I have to apply to Uni's and stuff soon and don't want to miss the application deadline!